Lame excuses? Yeah, we's got lame excuses! Um...I'm pretty much done relocating, but still need to set up a whole router/wireless doohickey system (jeez, I sound like Whybark here, albeit a Whybark who learned everything he knows about computers from the back of a Transformers-themed box of cereal) before Donk HQ is up and running again. In the meantime, I'm hanging out in a little shop on JFK Blvd., conveniently located near the White Castle, so it's all good. Hopefully, everything will be back to normal before I sit down to enjoy the traditional Goldstein Thanksgiving turducken. Until then, let's all try to love eachother, hmmm?