The Illuminated Donkey

Nets 77 — Spurs 76 It's a best-2-of-3 series now, folks, so I repeat...

N-E-T-S NETS! NETS! NETS!!!

A just-win-baby performance with — finally! — a Kidd-to-KMart alley-oop and some scares towards the end made for a satisfying night of viewing, but for Pete's sake, with the eyes of the nation upon New Jersey, couldn't the Nets have done a little better than the Branson-worthy halftime show of Joe Piscopo introducing KC and the Freaking Sunshine Band for a medley of their hits?!?! Wow, washed-up stars from the 70's and the 80's! It's a shame they didn't get Pauly Shore for the trifecta!