The Illuminated Donkey

You know how sometimes you're doing something simple like buying a bottle of Coke or Nestea and you're about about halfway finished with it when for some reason you look into the bottlecap and you notice it says something like "NOT A WINNER PLEASE TRY AGAIN" and it suddenly hits you that you're a loser even though it wasn't until the moment you lost that you even knew you were involved in some sort of contest?

That pretty much sums up the last 48 hours of my life, ever since I stopped by the Jahna D'Lish house Thanksgiving evening for some pie. Trust me: don't ever do that.